try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

thumb_up thumb_down -54

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -102

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.