Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.