when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.