- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

My parents are annoying.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.