sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.