start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I have a phobia of incest

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.