When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.