Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Courtesy flush.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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My parents are annoying.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.