When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.