When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Tear up when I poop

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.