- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

blink

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.