Poo really loud

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Mayada stupid

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.