I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.