When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.