Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes I toot.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.