Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look at my poop before flushing

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.