I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.