- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Pretend animals talk to you!

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.