I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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k. everyone

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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My parents are annoying.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.