Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.