When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Picking my nose.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

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