When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Picking my nose.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.