Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Picking my nose.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.