When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.