listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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humiliating little girls

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having gay sex

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.