Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Ur mum

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My parents are annoying.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.