Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.