I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.