I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.