Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Vote for the other guy

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.