browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Take baths

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.