Play as both sides on fifa

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.