thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.