Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Boinked my neighbor

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.