- Things You Think Only You Do

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.