Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.