Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -49

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

thumb_up thumb_down -91

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down -8

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -14

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

thumb_up thumb_down -30

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.