Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Think about breathing...

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.