After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.