- Things You Think Only You Do

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Pretend my life is a videogame.

call someone by a siblings name.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.