I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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My parents are annoying.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.