think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.