Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.