I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.