Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.