When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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My parents are annoying.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.