- Things You Think Only You Do

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I never feel bored

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.