I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.