scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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fap

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.