I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Pee in the shower

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.