When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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k. everyone

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.