If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.