Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.