Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.