Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.