- Things You Think Only You Do

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Eating chicken at KFC.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.