- Things You Think Only You Do

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.