i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.