my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I cant ride a bike

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.