i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.