check shower for murder then pee

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I read the down voted posts

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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blink

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Courtesy flush.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.