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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.