- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Do somthing only you do

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.