- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Tear up when I poop

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I read the down voted posts

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.