- Things You Think Only You Do

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I read the down voted posts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.