When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I cant ride a bike

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.