Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.