Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.