I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Only use the left earphone.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Boinked my neighbor

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.