Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.