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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sometimes I toot.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.