I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Only use the left earphone.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Boinked my neighbor

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.