- Things You Think Only You Do

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

call someone by a siblings name.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.