Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.