cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I read the down voted posts

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.