When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Be a loner at school

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.