Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.