call someone by a siblings name.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.