DIY LOL
Funny Tip Jars
Pointless Super Powers
Search Engine Suggestions
Tattoo Failure
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
…
Next ›
Last »
call someone by a siblings name.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-64
Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-70
When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
thumb_up
thumb_down
-72
Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-76
Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-82
I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-84
When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-88
I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
thumb_up
thumb_down
-112
I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-128
I like to watch lava lamps heat up
thumb_up
thumb_down
-138
I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+49
I sleep in my underpants every single night
thumb_up
thumb_down
+35
Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-7
I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
« First
‹ Prev
…
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.