I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.