When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.