I scratch and sniff.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I read the down voted posts

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.