taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.