- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't read the terms of service.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Ur mum

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.