When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.