Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.