Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Tear up when I poop

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.