- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Courtesy flush.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.