IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.