I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.