watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.