Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Mayada stupid

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.