When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Tear up when I poop

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.