While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.