Play with my own boobs for no reason

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.