Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.