test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.