- Things You Think Only You Do

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Courtesy flush.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.