Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.