put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Tear up when I poop

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.