- Things You Think Only You Do

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.