Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.