When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.