Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I was the real Stig...

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Mayada stupid

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.