When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.