- Things You Think Only You Do

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.