in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Picking my nose.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.