When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Smoking in the shower.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.