When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.