- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.