I mean Diana Ross.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I push the door open with my stomach

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Look at my poop before flushing

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

the power to regenerate your appendix

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Justin Beiber is a woman

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.