- Things You Think Only You Do

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

fap

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.