Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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listen to madonnas new album

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.