When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.