I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.