Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.