When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Mayada stupid

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.