when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.