Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Picking my nose.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.