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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.