Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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make south park refferences every day

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.