If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I piss in the bed every night

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.