I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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i masturbate with my feet

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.