I chew my ice cream.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I scratch and sniff.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.