Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Smoking in the shower.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.