If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.