getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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make south park refferences every day

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Be a loner at school

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.