My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.