At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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humiliating little girls

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.