When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.