- Things You Think Only You Do

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.