I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.