Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I piss in the bed every night

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.