When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Only use the left earphone.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.