I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.