- Things You Think Only You Do

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

listen to madonnas new album

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.