Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.