use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I cant ride a bike

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.