Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.