We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I Masturbate Daily.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.