- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.