You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.