always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.