turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.