Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.