Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.