stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.