- Things You Think Only You Do

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.