sing like a pro in da shower

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.